Fall out for laugh

His little boy was looking through a news-paper.

"Daddy," he asked, "do you remember you told me mushrooms were a nice thing?"

"Yes, what of it?"

"Well, look at this one," said the little boy, pointing at a photo in the paper. That was a photo showing American H-bomb tests at Bikini.

  An Army truck driver was racing down a highway through the Arisona desert when he saw a living human skeleton who was crawling to the highway mutely gesticulating for help.

  The driver remarked: "Yes, I see another Western being shot by Hollywood. Those soldiers at the time were really picturesque characters!"

One morning the nurse came to the bed of a soldier in the hospital and saw that the man was dead.

"His good luck," commented the nurse, "because the colonel- oue chief- wanted to send him to the guardhouse for gold bricking!"

   After his first days in an Army training camp with marching and rifle drills, obstacle courses, etc, a rookie asked sergeant: " Is it possible to get military training by correspondece?