Fall out for laugh

Captain Blaine decided to boost the morale of his company.

After he gave his men a pep talk he cried:"Forward!" and charged.

After he had covered about fifty yards he looked back and found he was absolutely alone. Not oneof his men moved a muscle. They sat contentedly, and whenthey saw him regarding them, they applauded vigorously and cried: "Bravo! Bravo!"

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It was the immunization day in the unit. A soldier saw the unit dog mascot ferociously attacking the new medical doctor.

"No fear, doc," he exclaimed. "The dog has been vaccinated all right!"

A soldier went into the Army recruiting office.

"What's the matter, soldier?" the recruiting officer asked him.

"You see, I heard a month ago you talking about that wonderful service and life in the Army. I was so enthralled that I got enlistment. Would you mind telling me all that again because I started hating the Army, sir!"

During mountain training an instructor in mountain warfare techniques gave the following warning to his charges: "Be careful not to fall here - it's dangerous. But if you do fall, remember to look to the left - you get a wonderful opportunity for observing some dead spaces where the enemy may be."

It was a painful hour of physical training crowded with jumping, pull-ups, climbing, weight carrying, etc.

At last Private Hargreaves exclaimed: "I think I better become a spaceman."

"Why?"

"It'll be much easier to do all these exercises on the Moon."