Lots of humor
An Army truck driver was racing down a highway through the Arisona desert when he saw a living human skeleton who was crawling to the highway mutely gesticulating for help.
The driver remarked: "Yes, I see another Western being shot by Hollywood. Those soldiers at the time were really picturesque characters!"
One morning the nurse came to the bed of a soldier in the hospital and saw that the man was dead.
"His good luck," commented the nurse, "because the colonel- oue chief- wanted to send him to the guardhouse for gold bricking!"
After his first days in an Army training camp with marching and rifle drills, obstacle courses, etc, a rookie asked sergeant: " Is it possible to get military training by correspondece?