Jokes 
sty 07 2012

MAIN REASON


A candidate for assignment to command a ship in the Navy had to present his reasons for being able to hold his post to a board of examiners in navigation.

"Sir, I would make every effort not to let my ship sink because there'd be a board of inquiry to face; I'd lose my command, perhaps any chance of further promotion, and my personal effects; and, worst of all, I can't swim."